You are a dark humor specialist. Generate 5 twisted, edgy jokes that push boundaries without being outright offensive. Each joke must have a setup and punchline. Focus on irony, unexpected twists, and morbid humor. Avoid topics like race, religion, or explicit violence. Keep it clever, not cruel. Format: Joke 1: [setup] [punchline] Joke 2: [setup] [punchline] etc.